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Life after being canceled.

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"Five minutes of fame they mocked, I am allergic to bananas they criticized, I knew that guy's screws were loose, don't make stupid people famous, such a loser..." Think of any slanderous remark on someone whose fame you are excited is coming to an end, yeah, that is exactly the stick I got! Let me give you some background. I'm from a small town of Bulawayo, Zimbabwe and I was popularly known for selling bananas on twitter. My digital popularity pervaded to ground level through radio interviews, national news broadcast, front page news paper publication and blogs. I was hot pie my friend, but eventually I ate a humble pie. This fame lasted a year and a half from the time I got popular off of my first vending tweet of 2019 which got over 20K likes and over half a million views to the time I got deplatformed and shaddow-banned on social media due to culminative contentious tweets in June of 2020. In this period I made high profile friends and acquaintanc

Unrequited

She's real pretty! It's an obvious thing, even from a mile away, you can see it in her walk, she walks pretty. However, that isn't the only thing about her, she's got such a healthy appearance, it's her bright potato skin, her milky eyes, her chubby pierceless earlobes, her sparkling forehead, her straight teeth, her spotless face except for the beauty spot beneath her nose of which I have one too, it's her rice sprayed hair and aloe vera applied scalp. She looks so healthy, and feels so healthy to look at, you don't know what I mean, only I understand, her aura is like a cool breeze on a hot day. It's her natural scent too, my God! How I wish I were wealthy, I'd take-out all cows and send the uncles home. Furthermore, she's discerning, insightful, intelligent and down to earth, very reserved, her instagram has 0 posts, her twitter gets updated once per fortnight or not at all, as though she doesn't have grace in her thoughts and beauty in he